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Сообщил нашему журналу обвиняемый в разглашении ПДн прокурор центрального района И.С.Спичкин.
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Обвиняемый в разглашении ПДн журналист А.А.Лавочкин.

// Статья последнего номера журнала "криминальные хроники" обвиняемого в разглашении ПДн.

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